Sonic is the crack coupling between 'Classic Sonic" and "New sonic"
Reason for this Coupling
Although rarely seen before, a new Sonic game trailer puts the two together. The coupling confirms Sonic's status as the one in the Pedobear suit, as well as the fact that he loves himself too much.
After the couple was confirmed, Amy killed the Classic Sonic, creating a time paradox where the Sonic cast became epic awesomesauce and Shadow was the new Sega Mascot.
- Yep, I went there. White Star Line 01:21, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
- One word: L.O.L. --"God gave us 2 hands, arms, eyes, ears, legs, and 2 feet. But 1 heart so that we may find the other" 02:47, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
- Hurr hurr--Why vote for the lesser of two evils?----Cthulhu for president!
- Lulz for this couple I put ketchup on my ketchup... that made no sense, did it? 03:16, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
- It funny,but Sonurge is funnier>;)>please hold Zoro is thinking about MALE ECHIDNAS!Right now!#4d1b31 16:40, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
- Sonic: SONOURGE?!?! *vomits*
- Eh, it's okay.
- Because they're one.Mr.Zaya 00:48, February 5, 2012 (UTC)uliek?
- It's kinda creepy, but still...Dragongirl0905 23:01, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
- Sonic: I don't love myself that much...! ;~;
- Awww....*comforts Sonic* It's okay, Blue spikes...
- Wh!te: Yes you do, it says so right there.
- Sonic: You put that, not me. >_>
- Wh!te: Uhh, no, no it wasn't me. It was the elves.
- This does not even make sense.
- Classic Sonic is too awesome to love himself. I do not support this!!
- how can someone date themself this is w.e.i.r.d. WEIRDSonAmy girl12 26 13:04, May 17, 2012 (UTC)SonAmygirl 12 26
- How can Sonic date himself o_O
Oh my god!It killed Vamp!Hikaruyami-having fun* 03:16, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
YOU KILLED VAMP!!!! YOU MUST DAI!!!!!!! Temporary signature is temporary 03:25, April 10, 2011 (UTC)