Sonic is the crack coupling between 'Classic Sonic" and "New sonic"

Reason for this Coupling

Although rarely seen before, a new Sonic game trailer puts the two together. The coupling confirms Sonic's status as the one in the Pedobear suit, as well as the fact that he loves himself too much.

After the couple was confirmed, Amy killed the Classic Sonic, creating a time paradox where the Sonic cast became epic awesomesauce and Shadow was the new Sega Mascot.



  • It's kinda creepy, but still...Dragongirl0905 23:01, April 12, 2011 (UTC)


  • Sonic: I don't love myself that much...! ;~;
    • Awww....*comforts Sonic* It's okay, Blue spikes...
    • Wh!te: Yes you do, it says so right there.
    • Sonic: You put that, not me. >_>
    • Wh!te: Uhh, no, no it wasn't me. It was the elves.
  • This does not even make sense.
  • Classic Sonic is too awesome to love himself. I do not support this!!
  • Darkblood234
  • how can someone date themself this is w.e.i.r.d. WEIRDSonAmy girl12 26 13:04, May 17, 2012 (UTC)SonAmygirl 12 26
  • How can Sonic date himself o_O


Sooooooooo? :D White Star Line234px-WhiteStarLogo svg 01:26, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

... (pulls out a shotgun and blows own head off) --"Zero Kiryu" Zero Kiryu "is teh awesomeness. Capiché?" 01:38, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

I thought so. XD White Star Line234px-WhiteStarLogo svg 02:01, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Oh my god!It killed Vamp!Hikaruyami-having fun* 03:16, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Vamp'll be fine. It's not she put a stake through her heart or ate garlic. White Star Line234px-WhiteStarLogo svg 03:23, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

YOU KILLED VAMP!!!! YOU MUST DAI!!!!!!! Temporary signature is temporary 03:25, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

No I didn't. It was quite clearly suicide. White Star Line234px-WhiteStarLogo svg 20:07, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

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