Sonic is fighting Namgge And Sonic was about to win, then his super evil assistant, Yelvins brought out his massive brain power, Sonic does the duggie in response, but accedintly hits the Chaos Emeralds with massive power of his duggie dance, Sonic went tell Sally what happened, Sally tells Sonic that there are 7 Chaos Duggies Scattered around the world, and that if all the Chaos Duggies Are put in the same area the Chaos Emeralds will be restored, so Sonic goes look for the Chaos Duggies.
Sonic travleds to Cyrstle Vally (witch was a valley full o crystle pepsi(and meth too) He Met Scooby DOo
"Rooba roomba roo" scoobman sayd and gave sonic his hand
"Rwon rand ras ra raos ruggie re rudder ras ra reth" scoob challenged
" I UNDERSTAND THIS CHALLENJ PERFECTYL" soniced sonic
sonic took the left paw and ran away
sonic went to da big city he met Shiguer meyamoto
"OH HERRRRO SONIKKU,!" Racisted miyamoto
"Relcome to rig rity" Scoobied miyaotu
"I AM DYING TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE THE CHASO DUGGLOUS/" RUDED SONIC
"OH I NO KNOW ABOUT DOUGLAS, I ONLY KNOW 'BOUT RICE" RICED myamoto
"THATS TRUE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA: ehehehed sonic
Sonic than piced up a chaos duggie and dashed
"GOODBYE FOREVER SONKKU SAN CHAN, I GO EAT DOG NOW" stereotyed miamoto
Sonic took the prize that scoobman gaved him and shoved it up his nose.
THEN THANGS GOT WEEEEIIIIIIRD
The highways became TWISTY!
"OH NO," oh noed sonic "IT WAS THHHE RONG PRIZZE" It was the rong prized sonic
"desert" suddenlied desert
"That explains everything" girlchaned sonic
sonic sawed hesus and he fainted
when sonic woke up he was was in the lost temple
"THERE ISS A SINE THAT SAYS MOOOOOL;DY ROCK" SINED sonic
"I know, brodude" sayed Jessus
Sunic turend but no jessus waz there
"NOW I KNOW THAT I AM INDEED NOT ATIEAST I HAVE SEEN JESSUS" Saddend sonku
"I know" Saued jesus
"YOOOOUU ARE NOT REAL JESSUS I AM THE AMAZING ATHIEST HEED BEFORE ME!?" TJed sonic
"butt sonic, if i am not real then how are you real? how is universe here with no jesuss?
"THAT'S A GOOD POINT" christrined sonig
Sonic now the kristen he was now indded esploded the temple. (but jesssus said it a'ight)
"WE NEED TO ESCAPE THHE CRUMPLED TEMPO" Music-punned sonic
"I AM THE ANTICRIT HEED MY WORNINS" SIMON COWELL SAID
but sonic thought Omochaos sayed it
"YOU BUMSTICKLE HOW COOOULD YOU HEED MY WRANINGS"
He kicked omacheese in da and he died
">:(" Angrod sonic
"Alright sonic youve been a good boy so guess what"? ?end sonicmom
"whaty?" ?end sonicnotmoM
"WERE GOING TO EGGMENLAND"
"YEEEAAAH" sAYD sonicdad
"BUT I DOO NOT WANT GO" sonikkued sonickku
"BuT WhY NoT Cruel SON OF MINE!!!! HOW COOULDE YOOU" cried sonicmom
SHE THEN HAD HEARTTACK AAANNNNDDD DIEEAD
"NOOOOO WHY COULD IT NOPT HAVE BEEN SONICDOG" Sded sonco
"aroooooooo?" Sonicdogged sonicdogged
"mother..." Flashbacked sonic "MOTHHHHERRRR" Superflashbacked sonic "AAAAAAGGGHHHGGHAGAGA"
"JESSU I CAN NOT GO TO THE RAOD TO MEGLANDAN ITS JUST TOO MANY MEMOIRS" REMERbers sonco
"Too bad brodudeman" Broed jess
"Were alreedyy here"
"OH, I DID NOT INDEED NOTICE" Idioted sonco
but the highway becamed DAAARRRK
"It must be a power outtage" Said Super Sonic
"YOU IDIOT NO IT IS. NOT" dissaggreed sonic
Than he kiced super sonic in dhe and he dieds
i foouund an egg" said tails "We can biography physcology it to make the phozoids reacts to me"
"THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IS DUMB" Longed songic
"Nooo you found me out" said tails "I ve been lied to you all long!" tallyed tails
"BUT WAIT, WAIT THAT MEEAAANS!?" I QUESTIONED Really loud
"Brian williams is the liar" said BILLORELLY
"NOOOO" sADDED SONKO
"TALLS YOU ARE THE BRAIN WILLIAMS" ACCUSED SOnic
"It is true." NBCed brain
"I WILL FIGHT YOOUUU".
After a super cool battle with Brian Williams, Jesus himself shows up and starts doing the duggie, which gives Sonic the blessing of Lil Wayne's sweet rap skills. Sonic thanked Poseidon for tap water then ran off. He later found that Namgge already found out he was looking for the Chaos duggies so he stole Sonic's Webkinz Account and made every cute fuzzy animal unhappy! Sonic cried for 5 whole hours while Brian Williams comforted him. Namgge politely waited for Sonic to finish (Cuz hes such a butt). Once he finished, he duggie-round-house-kicked Namgge in the face! And his mask fell off and revealed he was really Namgeg! Sonic o-mouthed, Namgeg took the opportunity and told Yelvins to use his Brain Powers to defeat him. Sonic fastly looked at Yelvins and cursed him to duggie forever then he brought back the Chaos Duggies and ran off. Before sonic could bring the Chaos Emeralds back, Mario thought of Duggie ∞dy milliondy miles away and Sonic, Omochao, Global Warming and Super Hitler imploded into dank maymays. And the rest of the guys were at a party with Mario then Namgeg had tea with Poseidon, Jesus, Brian Wlliams, 50 reddits, Li'l Wayne and Maria the Hedgehog.
Sonic then woke up in a pile of trash, he was covered in what appeared to be blood. He could barely move, his vision was blurred, he was pretty sure he threw up multiple times in his sleep. He hobbled his way back home, and made his way to the bathroom.
He walked over to the mirror, and just stared at himself. His eyes were dead, lifeless, and didn't seem to have any color. He could barely register that he bleeding from the mouth.
After 3 hours of just staring, he look directly at his cold, black, soulless eyes, and whispered to himself:
"Don't do drugs kids... Don't do drugs..."
He just kept repeating it over and over again, each time louder then the last, eventually he was just screaming, screaming so loud his vocal chords gave out.
He ran over to his room, still repeating himself, but no sound came out. He picked up a gun,
"I'm sorry jesus"
He pulled the trigger, and he never went fast again...
Scooby doo laughed. he had been sitting, watching the whole ordeal.
Oh and the other guys were working out, or something...
the XXXLDXACPE edition adds five extra polygons to the moldy rock sign
Sonic & Shadow
Sonic and Shadows gameplay is the same boring thing as in Sonic Unleashed/Sonic Colours, you can homming attack(Sonic Y) boost(Mario) and as shadow you can get in a car(Y) CAAAAAAAARRZ CARZ CARZ ZRAC RACZ ARZC ZCAR CARZ ZRAC.
Tails plays the same as in SA1, only no cool racing, you can fly(A A) and spin attack(B)
Knuckles gameplay is simalar to the werehog but MUCH faster and more platforming based, also it's like better than Sonic 06 and Werehog combined. you can punch(B) combo punch(B X and Y) and glied (A A)
Rogues gameplay is the same as SA2 only your following a set path while finding 3 things, you can fly (A A) and dig(B)
====Ω gameplay is simalar to gammas in SA1 but it's better====
Silver plays the same as in Sonic 06 only faster, you can fly(A A), pick up and thorw objects(Hold & Release B), and fire enrgy blast(B)
Baby Metal Sonic
Baby Metal Sonics goal is to kill 100 bad people he plays the same as sa2 you can homming attack mmm
He's the worst character, his levels are a total of 66613 Mellinium long, if you press A he kills the duggie and you lose life.
He's the best character, his levels are a total of 0.0000000001 second long each, also if you press A he does the duggie and you win life.
01 Crystal Valley
02 Big City Dash
03 Twisted Highway
04 Sinkhole Desert
05 Lost Temple
06 Crumbling Temple
07 Road To Eggmanland
08 Dark Highway
09 Inner Egg
10 Explosive Rush
11 See ya later!
05 Super Amazing Spacelike Extrordinary Cool Awesome FLLYYYY!
01 Urban Brawl
02 Fighting Werstle
03 Jungle Invasion
04 Jungle Egg
05 See ya!
02 Explosive City
03 Highway Chase
05 Death Mountain
06 Lava Blast
07 The Ol West
06 Worthless Comsumer Models!
07 Bye Bye!
01 Museum Heist
02 Bomb Run
03 Get the thing that you get by getting them. Get it?
05 High Flying Search
03 Shoot hyper super enygry bualls!
04 Brian Williams.
05 Roger Jemmingtons?
06 Jeffrey Felony??
07 Crisis City again!
08 Hover more!
09 Still Crisis City!
Baby Metal Sonic
0∞ Mario's too amazing to have levels.
02 Your going to lose
03 You are stupid
04 How dare you
05 What would your grammar say!
The music was done by Beeteoven, John Lennon, PeanutButerGamer, JonTron, Elvis, Michael Myers, Jason and that weird guy from Saw. It consists of mostly hardcore ambient country rock-step.
Super Fast Song
I Like To Ski
Smash the Truck
SA3STHDTDXXXLDXACPE was given a AO for having the following:
Terrible Game design
The PS32 controller has a A B Y Sonic □ Δ Ex and Mario button.
The PS32 has 2 Mario buttons an A and B buttons.
Everybody fights the same bosses.
An animated movie was to be realesed on june 6 2015, but the director, animator, producer and all of the voice actor all were murder suspiciasly in the same day and a creepey sonic dolls lefts on there beds. the cops did not investigate. the dolsl had ripped out eyes an were grinnin evilly and also had black eyes too and they had red eyyes and they were crying bloud too.
the movie woulld have ben animated with the 3ds flipnote studio and photoshop and ms paint
This is the first game ever to use the duggie engine
It is also the first game to receive a 1000/10
The little sticker on the PS32 looks like a pixalated Obama
This is the first Sonic Game to have sonic die fo realziez
It is also the last Sonic game where sonic appears.
This is the first game where Sonic appears as well.
This is the best game ever