Hey guys! I'm ParaGoomba348, everyone's favorite weirdo. I know, I HAVE to spell things correctly, I'm no good at texting or chatting... I know. But I'm still pretty awesome!
Oh yeah, and I'm a Brony now.
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Online/Offline
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Online!
Couples I support Edit
- SonAmy
- Knuxulie
- Shadouge
- Silvaze
- Jackaze (Blaze the Hedgecat, not Blaze the Cat)
- Tsuan
- Chaream
- Jetave
- Mightade (Why do I support this? It just works for some reason.)
- EvIko
My Favorite Quotes Edit
Video Games Edit
"I fight for my friends!" -Super Smash Bros. Brawl
"Find the computer room!" -Shadow the Hedgehog
"Hands off my prey!" -Super Smash Bros. Brawl
"You'll have much more fun flying with me than listening to that old owl!" -NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams
"Ha, ha! You missed out on seeing me naked!" -MegaMan Battle Network 2
"Well, what about Sora?" "Aw, who needs him?" -Kingdom Hearts
"Lamp oil, ropes, bombs!" -Link: The Faces of Evil
"All Toasters toast toast!" -Hotel Mario
"Mephiles! Why are you getting in my way?" -Sonic 06
"I love going to the animal shelter! I wanna adopt all the kittens there!" -Thrillville: Off the Rails
"It's totally gross! It focuses on guys spitting and scratching their butts!" -Thrillville: Off the Rails
"My wife ran away for the third time this week. I'm such a lucky man!" -EarthBound
"Master Belch is wolfing down 'Fly Honey'!" -EarthBound
"Get a load of this!" -Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!" -Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
"What a horrible night to have a curse." -Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest
"Gear Change!" -Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity (Only because I thought it was 'Ear Change' and plus, it sounds funny)
"Do a Barrel Roll!" -Star Fox 64
"All your base are belong to us!" -Zero Wing
"Conglaturation! You've just completed a great game. And prooved our heroes of good culture. Now go and rest our heroes!" -Ghostbusters
"Lloyd, she's making fun of you!" -Tales of Symphonia
Movies Edit
"I can't put my arms down!" -A Christmas Story
"You pay this woman to sit on babies? That's disgusting! I'd do it for free! -The Cat in the Hat
"Shut up, Tails!" -Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie
"I hate yogurt! Especially strawberry!" -Spaceballs
"Oh, Dark Helmet, your helmet is so... big!" -Spaceballs
"Mustard?!?! Don't let's be silly!" -Alice in Wonderland
"Yes Uncle Remus I know the catfish are huge that's fantastic" -Big Daddy
"Stepped on me? Stepped on me? He was DANCIN' on me! See, look: Gone, gone, broken, broken, gone, gone, broken, broken, broken..." -Surf's Up
"I was thinking more like the morgue! You're dead!" -Megamind
"I wanna get chocolate wasted!" -Grown Ups
Shows Edit
"Hm... Should I stop that? No, of course not! It's definitely not music!" -The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
"Maybe he's been brainy-washed?'" "Something only YOU'D be immune to." -Donkey Kong Country: The TV Show
"I'm not a cat, I'm a hedgehog!" -Sonic X
"GRAVY!" -Ed, Edd, n' Eddy
"Ed, lasagna's not a major organ." -Ed, Edd, n' Eddy
"Troopers, troopers, troopers, I WANT A META KNIGHT!!!" -Kirby: Right back at Ya!
"Egg? Yuck!" -Super Mario World: The TV Show
"Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us." -SpongeBob SquarePants
"Hey, Spongebob, where'd you get that piano?" -SpongeBob SquarePants
"Spiders! Spiders! Spiders! Get 'em off me, get 'em off me!" -SpongeBob SquarePants
Things I like to say Edit
- "I am a Brony. DEAL WITH IT."
- "Creed sucks. Pink Floyd rocks."
- "Now, when I tell you something, I don't chew my cabbage twice!"
- "And that's how Equestria was made!"
- "Nothing."
- "Does this count as a question?"
- "Should I stay... or should I go?"
- "I know the pieces fit."
- "YOOOOOUU WAAAAAANT IT AAAAALL, BUT YOU CAAN'T HAAVE IIIIT! IIIIIIIIT'S IIIIIIIIN YOUR FAACE, BUT YOU CAAN'T GRAAB IIIT!"
- "IT'S IT, WHAT IS IT?!"
- "Dubstep sucks."
- "I don't know half the things I say."
- "I'm awesome."
- "CLASSIC ROCK FOR THE WIN!!!"
- "That is epic."
- "That is also epic."
- "That... not so epic."
- "Have you ever tried BREATHING underwater?"
- "I am a total troll. Except on Wikia."
- "There is nothing wrong with this message."
- "What I will say after this is true. What I said before was false."
- "Nothing's impossible if you're Chuck Norris."
- "What's the difference between a dead dog in the street and a dead lawyer in the street? There are skid marks before the dog."
- "I said nothing."
- "I hate sarcasm. I love sarcasm."
- "Closer... closer... TOO MUCH!"
- "This is a test. You failed."
- "Wait, so what you're telling me is... darn it, nothing witty to say here."
- "I finally came here with my funny things to say paper... but I don't know which one to use."
- "I love ending things abruptly."
Music I like Edit
Top 15 Edit
- Pink Floyd (Best. Band. Ever.)
- Led Zeppelin
- The Beatles
- Nirvana
- Foreigner
- Dream Theater
- Boston
- The Rolling Stones
- Social Distortion (By FAR a classic band from my childhood)
- Metallica
- Cream
- Metric
- Primus
- The Who
- Van Halen
Some that come close Edit
- Aerosmith
- The Eagles
- Queen
- Styx
- Megadeth
- David Bowie
- Bob Dylan
- Eric Clapton
- The White Stripes
- Green Day (These guys would've replaced Dream Theater if 21st Century Breakdown wasn't released)
- Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Black Sabbath
- Ozzy Osbourne
- The Ramones
- Rancid
- Heart
- Operation Ivy
- Neil Young
- Arcade Fire
- Band of Horses
- Pearl Jam
- Soundgarden
- Creedence Clearwater Revival
- Bon Jovi
- Tom Petty
Some that don't come close but I love anyway Edit
- The Allman Brothers Band
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- U2
- The Police
- The Clash
- Def Leppard
- The Grateful Dead
- Santana
- Fleetwood Mac
- Janis Joplin
- The Jimi Hendrix Experience
- The Doors
- Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young
- Iron Maiden
- Billy Joel
- REO Speedwagon
- Faith No More
- Poison
- Alice Cooper
- System of a Down
Some that I kinda like but are overrated Edit
- AC/DC (MOST OVERRATED BAND EVER.)
- Blink-182 (Especially anything after Enema of the State)
- Foo Fighters
- Marilyn Manson
- Beck
- Rush
- Radiohead
- Stone Temple Pilots
- Alice in Chains
- Journey
- Sex Pistols
My least favorite bands Edit
Ripoffs Edit
- Creed (WORST BAND EVER!!! THEY ARE NOT "CHRISTIAN", THEY WERE ACTUALLY FOUND TO BE IN A CULT!!! And Pearl Jam rocks!!!)
- Widespread Panic (Phish called, they want their music back.)
- Linkin Park (They took the sounds of Faith No More and Beck and turned it into garbage.)
- Nickelback (Chad Kroeger is basically an ugly, stupid, and tone-deaf Kurt Cobain. Also, pretty much Nickelback of Nirvana.)
- Smashing Pumpkins (First you say you want to be next-gen Nirvana. Then you release what's supposed to be a 1990's The Wall. Are you stupid?! No wonder neither worked!)
- Lady GaGa (Madonna on steroids with less than 1/4 the talent.)
Laughable excuses Edit
- Peter Frampton (Guy can't address audience for crap. Or play a guitar. Or sing. Or especially write songs!)
- Fall Out Boy (Dead on Arrival huh? Basically the way I wish this band was.)
- Insane Clown Posse (I need not to explain.)
- Panic! At the Disco (And I thought FOB couldn't get worse...)
- Limp Bizkit (No. You're the reason Faith No More and Rage Against the Machine turned into Linkin Park and Shinedown.)
- Justin Bieber (If I need to explain, there is no hope for you.)
- Any Pop idol of today (Yeah...)
Disappointments Edit
- Joe Walsh (After his work with The Eagles... and now this...)
- New Green Day (Why? Dookie, Warning, and American Idiot were awesome! Then you release 21st Century Breakdown...)
- Bad Company (Not by any means a bad band. Just highly talked of. Way too highly talked of.)
- ZZ Top (See above)
- KISS (I hate them. A lot. WAY too much hype.)
- Ted Nugent (Kinda gets to you after you realize he's trying too hard to be epic.)
- Owl City (Wasn't really expecting much... but honestly, this?!)
- Bruno Mars (Find someone who can play an instrument and write a song. If you found Bruno Mars, you haven't found someone who can play an instrument and write a song.)
Favorites Edit
Video Games Edit
- EarthBound/Mother Series
- Kirby Series
- Sonic Series
- Mario Series
- The Legend of Zelda Series
- Donkey Konga
- Donkey Kong Country
- Gauntlet: Dark Legacy
- Mario Sports Series
- Mario Kart
- Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
- Guitar Hero
- Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
- Sly Cooper Series
- Banjo-Kazooie
- Tales of Symphonia
- Paper Mario Series
- Pokemon Series (To an extent)
- Halo Series (Don't kill me)
- Star Wars Games
- Assassin's Creed
Anime Edit
- Sonic X
- Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
- Dragonball Z
- Naruto
- Pokemon (Only the old episodes and all the movies)
- Soul Eater
- School Rumble
- Bleach
Movies (Live-Action) Edit
- Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
- Ninja Assassin
- Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
- Iron Man
- Drillbit Taylor: Budget Bodyguard
- Ghostbusters
- All of the Star Wars Movies
- All of the Indiana Jones movies (except the Crystal Skull one)
- All of the Back to the Future movies
- Pirate's of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
- Spider-Man
- Spider-Man 2
- Dragon Ball: Evolution (THIS WAS NOT A BAD MOVIE!!!!!)
Movies (Animated) Edit
- Monsters Inc.
- Surf's Up
- Up
- Kung Fu Panda
- Megamind
- The Incredibles
- Despicable Me
- All of the Toy Story Movies
- Finding Nemo
- All of the Shrek Movies
- Both Madagascar Movies
- Over the Hedge
Movies (Anime) Edit
- Spirited Away
- Howl's Moving Castle
- Kirby: Fright to the Finish
- Pokemon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
- Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys
- Pokemon: Jirachi Wishmaker
- Pokemon: Rise of Darkrai
- Pokemon Heroes
- All the Dragon Ball movies